First Pluto was demoted, now this?

"Ernesto Drops to Tropical Depression" -- NYT, today

The science world needs to stop laying the smackdown on planets and hurricanes. It just ain't right, and now feelings are getting hurt and Ernesto is going to see a therapist when he finally gets out of bed in the morning and Pluto just won't stop drinking, why won't he stop drinking, oh God, not the belt honey, please just put it down, yes I think you're still man enough to hold down any job, fuck those NASA guys, you're twice the planet Mars is.