Umm.

I don't get it. I don't get you, Mr. Bush.

HANOI, Nov. 17 — In his first day in the capital of a country that was America’s wartime enemy during his youth, President Bush said today that the American experience in Vietnam contained lessons for the war in Iraq. Chief among them, he said, was that “we’ll succeed unless we quit.”
—"Bush Cites Lessons for Iraq in Vietnam," The New York Times, today.

Here's an idea: let's take our cues from the (other) most idiotic war we've ever fought, the one we finally, after years and years of pointless bloodshed and protest pulled out of, the one we LOST, horribly and miserably and other words that mean really really badly screwed up. I don't even have anything clever to say at this point about how much of an idiot monkeyman he is, a thickheaded brush-wackin' fuckup, all I can do is that thing where you tickle your lips and go "buh buh buh," indicating you're exasperated to the point where your mind isn't working.